The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.95 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,952 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 649,257 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 285,093^rd in the world and 6,249^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.