The Warlords of Vhammpyr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Teii Tan'it with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.708 billion Vhammpyrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakul. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vhammpyrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,170 trillion topaz rings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,011 topaz rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the government has returned all business to private ownership, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vhammpyr's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sakkharan Serpent.

Vhammpyr is ranked 46,023^rd in the world and 3^rd in Mercenary Lands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 45.02 kickbacks per hour.