The Colony of Vindaugus 1000 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 1.426 billion Vindaugus 1000ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The strong Vindaugus 1000ian economy, worth 74.8 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,441 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, children are raised bilingual from an early age, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vindaugus 1000's national animal is the eagle.

Vindaugus 1000 is ranked 109,148^th in the world and 21^st in The Card Void for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,757.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.