The Grand Novportum General of Vishizzia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Andrew III with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.715 billion Vishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vishizzian economy, worth 299 trillion Bit-Rondles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,807 Bit-Rondles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over King Andrew III's questionably sane new coalition partners, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending King Andrew III", it's never "just a game" with Vishizzian sports fans, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vishizzia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vishizzity.

Vishizzia is ranked 25,481^st in the world and 12^th in Authotaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,920.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.