The Watchfires of Volguus Zildrohar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 28.877 billion Volguus Zildroharians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.6%.

The all-consuming Volguus Zildroharian economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion $$s a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 67,803 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, governments opposing Volguus Zildrohar are beset by rebels, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volguus Zildrohar's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Volguus Zildrohar is ranked 96,989^th in the world and 9^th in BLITZKRIEG for Most Developed, scoring 62.17 on the Human Development Index.