The Democratic Republic of VorolonicHoruslokomorpouns is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 520 million VorolonicHoruslokomorpounsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The powerhouse VorolonicHoruslokomorpounsian economy, worth 42.9 trillion VolurongoionkolivonStFredrickmorusnolikoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 82,483 VolurongoionkolivonStFredrickmorusnolikoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,675 per year while the poor average 16,414, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. VorolonicHoruslokomorpouns's national animal is the Homo heidelbergensis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

VorolonicHoruslokomorpouns is ranked 243,327^th in the world and 3^rd in The Protectorate of the Sun for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,414.68 Standard Monetary Units.