Population | 7.976 billion |
Capital | Παγκόσμιο Εμπορικό Κεφάλαιο |
Leader | Συμβούλιο Θεϊκού Εμπορίου |
Faith | Εμπορικές συναλλαγές |
Currency | Δραχμή |
Animal | Δελφίνι |
The Πλούσιο Εμπορικό Έθνος of Vylixan Dora is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Συμβούλιο Θεϊκού Εμπορίου with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.976 billion Έλληνες are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Παγκόσμιο Εμπορικό Κεφάλαιο. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient λληνικής economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion Δραχμήs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 472,368 Δραχμήs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Dora's national animal is the Δελφίνι, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Εμπορικές συναλλαγές.
Vylixan Dora is ranked 30,264th in the world and 218th in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,340.47762820488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vylixan Dora was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, protests are illegal.
- : Vylixan Dora was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the central government is trying to keep things flowing.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Συμβούλιο Θεϊκού Εμπορίου".
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan Dora, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.