The Federation of Walentyna is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.703 billion Walentynans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Walentynan economy, worth 115 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,708 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walentyna's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Walentyna is ranked 269,198^th in the world and 5^th in Isolated isles for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.