The Republic of Wall of Cake 258 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cake population. The hard-working population of 682 million Wall of Cake 258ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Wall of Cake 258ian economy, worth 28.5 trillion walls a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,766 walls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 258's national animal is the cake.

Wall of Cake 258 is ranked 215,824^th in the world and 1^st in United Fascist for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.