The Republic of Wall of Cake 284 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cake population. The hard-working population of 624 million Wall of Cake 284ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Wall of Cake 284ian economy, worth 27.3 trillion walls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,742 walls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 284's national animal is the cake.

Wall of Cake 284 is ranked 267,234^th in the world and 1^st in The armed capitalist bloc for Largest Populations, with 624 million capita.