The Republic of Wall of Cake 96 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 994 million Wall of Cake 96ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.0%.

The Wall of Cake 96ian economy, worth 39.4 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 39,681 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 96's national animal is the wall.

Wall of Cake 96 is ranked 164,880^th in the world and 1^st in Central intelligence agency for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 339.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.