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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,818thMost Armed: 23,550th
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Wallach C

Population514 million

Currencypeso
Animalfox

The Republic of Wallach C is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 514 million Wallach Cians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The powerhouse Wallach Cian economy, worth 44.9 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,436 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wallach Cian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and nobody knows why the caged fox sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallach C's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wallach C is ranked 35,453rd in the world and 5th in Wallach for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,425 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,156thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 22,818thMost Armed: 23,550thNicest Citizens: 27,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,554th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Accessible: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, nobody knows why the caged fox sings.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, Wallach Cian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Wallach C was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied fox.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Wallach C, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.

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