by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 348th
The United Kingdoms of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
May the Northern Lights guide us to victory.
Emperor Gustaf V
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.4 billion

LeaderEmperor Gustaf V
FaithWardish Elisimism

AnimalPeregrine falcon

The United Kingdoms of Wardency is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Gustaf V with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.4 billion Wardish are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth 843 trillion Okronuas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 248,184 Okronuas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,587,338 per year while the poor average 15,887, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardency's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 231,038th in the world and 9,411th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 6.76 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 348thMost Ignorant Citizens: 739thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 826thMost Avoided: 1,388thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,032ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,245thLargest Black Market: 2,289thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,480thLargest Mining Sector: 3,827thFattest Citizens: 4,276thMost Efficient Economies: 4,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,376thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,011thLargest Governments: 7,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,839thMost Primitive: 10,307thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,620thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,173rdMost Conservative: 19,807thHighest Economic Output: 21,058th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 135th in the regionFattest Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 190th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 311th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 332nd in the regionLargest Governments: 378th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 437th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 489th in the regionMost Primitive: 508th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 668th in the regionRudest Citizens: 848th in the regionMost Extreme: 872nd in the regionMost Stationary: 908th in the region

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