The Nuclear Republic of Warrior of Utopia 1 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 5.16 billion Warrior of Utopia 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Warrior of Utopia 1ian economy, worth 185 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,042 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 1's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warrior of Utopia 1 is ranked 124,858^th in the world and 1,418^th in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,162.1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.