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Wars Forever

Population25.304 billion

CapitalUnderground Ketchup
LeaderCATS
FaithAtheism

Currencydollar
AnimalGiant enemy crab

The United States of Wars Forever is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CATS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.304 billion Wars Foreverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Ketchup. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wars Foreverian economy, worth an astonishing 13,875 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 548,364 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,168,012 per year while the poor average 45,287, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Wars Foreverian selfishness, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wars Forever's national animal is the Giant enemy crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wars Forever is ranked 22,933rd in the world and 23rd in Wysteria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,321.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 45thMost Avoided: 64thHighest Disposable Incomes: 76thLargest Mining Sector: 111thMost Secular: 137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148thFattest Citizens: 149thLargest Insurance Industry: 167thMost Efficient Economies: 171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172ndHighest Average Incomes: 211thHighest Economic Output: 219thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 267thMost Armed: 302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 386thLargest Retail Industry: 392ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 401stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 576thRudest Citizens: 669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 947thLargest Agricultural Sector: 971stLargest Governments: 1,100thLowest Crime Rates: 1,136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,414thMost Stationary: 1,447thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,691stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,394thSmartest Citizens: 2,562ndMost Influential: 3,337thLargest Black Market: 3,728thLargest Populations: 4,115thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,364thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,011thNudest: 6,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,661stMost Conservative: 7,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,057thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,723rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,431stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,933rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wars Forever was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Wars Foreverian selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Wars Forever voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Wars Forever, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.

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