The Queen's State of Wascan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.48 billion Wascanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The powerhouse Wascanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,364 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,020 per year while the poor average 2,544, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Wascan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wascan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wascan is ranked 289,503^rd in the world and 7^th in Saskatchewan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.1 law-abiding acts per hour.