The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Council Heifer with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.581 billion Wawans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Bovinetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Wawa Fea Vacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion vacitas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,939 vacitas, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Wawa Fea Vaca's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wawa Fea Vaca is ranked 91,723^rd in the world and 6^th in Brazen for Most Developed, scoring 63.6 on the Human Development Index.