The Grand Duchy of Weattlaylmon is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.709 billion Weattlaylmonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Weattlaylmonian economy, worth 909 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,562 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, euthanasia is legal, Weattlaylmon's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and rural Weattlaylmonians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weattlaylmon's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weattlaylmon is ranked 139,757^th in the world and 181^st in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 670.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.