The Most Oppressed Tribal Lands of Weekestlingz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by z the f with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 4.003 billion idiotic idiots are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what's a capital. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong weakest economy, worth 201 trillion cremated corpses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,425 cremated corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Weekestlingz's hospitals, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support z the f, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weekestlingz's national animal is the Grimmest Reaper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is our nation is the beastismsssmmd.

Weekestlingz is ranked 155,891^st in the world and 1,022^nd in eta for Largest Populations, with 4.00 billion capita.