The Forgotten land of West Slavic Federation is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.743 billion West Slavs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federation City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The powerhouse West Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Korunas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,944 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Slavic Federation's national animal is the Marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Slavic Federation is ranked 13,871^st in the world and 1^st in Zemaa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.43 law-abiding acts per hour.