The Queendom of West turgia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.62 billion West turgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.5%.

The all-consuming West turgian economy, worth 566 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,609 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. West turgia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

West turgia is ranked 265,995^th in the world and 1,374^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Nicest Citizens, with 0.68 average smiles per day.