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Westwind was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 168
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 897th Largest Populations: 1,064th Most Influential: 1,449th
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Population32.863 billion


AnimalDream Dragon

The Ancient Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Westwind with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic population of 32.863 billion Westwindians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,303 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,099 Equiliants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,159 per year while the poor average 13,202, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime is totally unknown. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 123,437th in the world and 4,473rd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.93 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 897thLargest Populations: 1,064thMost Influential: 1,449thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,352ndFattest Citizens: 4,901stHighest Economic Output: 5,451stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,061stMost Politically Free: 11,945thMost Pro-Market: 11,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,693rdBest Weather: 14,339thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,529thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,314th
Largest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionMost Politically Free: 225th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 302nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 358th in the regionBest Weather: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 411th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionRudest Citizens: 419th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 471st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 500th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 549th in the regionMost Stationary: 601st in the regionMost Cultured: 627th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 668th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 150 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Dalimbar, Fujai, Yy4u, Kittenlicious, Greg Tucker, The 9 Stars, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Denieria, Merbija, The Undivided, Wickedly evil people, El Facil, Ioways, Zogradia, Pandaland III, Shaktirajya, Liberillia, DiscGolfLand, The United Republic of Westend, Glorious Existence, Kisovec, Common Good, Oronia, Condonohia, Oometz, Archonina, New Belia, Greynne, Abaja, Ferroia, Lynier, Numpties, Mathematania, The Anti-Social Socialists, The Free States of Gotham, Mirchusko, Maria, Acropylae, Gryphonian Alliance, BIteland, Bhang Bhang Duc, Barcocoland, Torkvale, Coung Komands, Wyndward, Bran Astor, The Anclave, Papercuts and Skittles, Cro Magnon, and 100 others.New Velka, WyEast, Champaign, Avadon, Thyrall, Nedtherland, Cazia Minor, The Father-Land, Futuo, Volpi Apostati, Constantinopolisia, New Puruni, Grandi Fiori, Islamic Jerusalem, Cryland, Doggerstan, Ilmecith, Twisted Duality, Podium, Dreamers for Hope, Meedvheyt, Divina Patriae, Marshalia, Teralyon, Mankerson, Comia Noracon, Psikuta, Mercia Regnum, Holmani, Atopias, LightBane, Cerulean Prime, Feral Honey Badgers, Escapitania, The Fluffy Land, Ellcrys, Aestro, Typhania, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Loegries, The united federation of Vooperia, Sensorland, Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Giovanniland, The Unified Missourtama States, Hallfmoon, Sournisia, Leukogeras, Orcatortugs, Nevafornia, Babloma, Great Sheriffdom, Viperina, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, El Valentino, Midproth, Ashlaye, United States of Northern America, America Florida, WaffenBrightonburg, Fumafuma, Empire of Spartacus, Halvard, Varanius, Pastern, The God of Madness, Recuecn, Dartsia Odiongshinen, The Grandest Empire, Notangabul, Ingentis Novus, MCdonalds Piligrims, Atheist States of Philippines, Mackerels and Puppers, Etersopia, Bonelandia, New Hana, Weeb lands, Darkesia, 3kruimels, Big Bad Badger, -TAO-, Pandaland II, Kahualaki, Xupqeu, Macksjdudsontopia, Hoeyworld, Varstov, Isekai Maou, Muslim Empire, The Fourth Redoubt, Svanland, Overthinkers, Dankinsted, The Technocratic Ideas, Land of hog, Holy Sailia Ladwincoistan, Blessed Refuge Islands in Atlantic North, and Kai Wishful.

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