The Ancient Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Westwind with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic population of 32.863 billion Westwindians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,303 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,099 Equiliants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,159 per year while the poor average 13,202, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime is totally unknown. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 123,437^th in the world and 4,473^rd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.93 Kickbacks Per Hour.