by Max Barry

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Westwind was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 168
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stLargest Populations: 1,031stMost Influential: 1,080th
The Crimson Kingdom of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Better People...Better Food...Better Beer!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population34.758 billion


AnimalDream Dragon

The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Westwind with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 34.758 billion Westwindians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,148 Equiliants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Future leaders of Westwind regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the Westwindian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 166,449th in the world and 4,542nd in the West Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -4.42 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 661stLargest Populations: 1,031stMost Influential: 1,080thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,928thHighest Economic Output: 6,483rdFattest Citizens: 7,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,747thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,113thBest Weather: 11,219thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,840th
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionFattest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 270th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 328th in the regionMost Stationary: 374th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 379th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 431st in the regionLargest Black Market: 506th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 545th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 554th in the regionMost Cultured: 556th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 224 » Fujai, Kittenlicious, Greg Tucker, New Democratic Republic of Russia, The Undivided, Wickedly evil people, Zogradia, Pandaland III, Shaktirajya, Liberillia, DiscGolfLand, The United Republic of Westend, Glorious Existence, Kisovec, Common Good, Oronia, Condonohia, Oometz, Archonina, New Belia, Greynne, Ferroia, Lynier, Numpties, Mathematania, The Free States of Gotham, Mirchusko, Maria, Acropylae, Gryphonian Alliance, Bhang Bhang Duc, Barcocoland, Torkvale, Coung Komands, Wyndward, Bran Astor, The Anclave, Papercuts and Skittles, WyEast, Champaign, Avadon, Thyrall, Nedtherland, The Father-Land, Futuo, Constantinopolisia, New Puruni, Cryland, Twisted Duality, Dreamers for Hope, and 174 others.Meedvheyt, Divina Patriae, Marshalia, Comia Noracon, Psikuta, Mercia Regnum, Holmani, Atopias, Escapitania, Ellcrys, Typhania, Tropical Isles, Crazy Waters, Loegries, The united federation of vooperia, Sensorland, Leukogeras, Orcatortugs, Nevafornia, Great Sheriffdom, Viperina, United States of Northern America, Fumafuma, Pastern, Ingentis Novus, Atheist States of Philippines, Bonelandia, 3kruimels, Pandaland II, Xupqeu, The Fourth Redoubt, Svanland, Dankinsted, The Technocratic Ideas, Arnic, Akshireuya, Euarsia, Fielure, Refugeeria, Gastenburg, The divisive isolationists, Quevilis, Moriari, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, San Mazer, Iriso, Resurgence City, Libterraria, Q The Almighty, Gracelantia, Scationtanland, The Northeastern Confederation, RH Club, Zollipsia, Einherfell, Pi Island, SBAHJlandia, Nieubasria, Arracrania, Mediobogdum, Shirwan, IndyCar Racing, Arvladma, Eskaton, New Caterse, C he Vuera, Plankstein, Parinan, Pepinooo, Reklim, Troodan, Estriacea, Slawin Hall, Anuubis, Najwanxus, Ahssn, Cumidava, Inner Paniumati, Fhaengshia, Sirulinuck, Carvell, Volkason, Zoran, Valocke, Hmmalma, Sniper Slayers, Fallen Iron Duke, Atlasan, Thacountry, The Eastern Pennsylvanian State, San Diego Islands, Desmosthenes and Burke, Triestine, Winter Aura, Critterland, The United Tribes of Bantai, Biko Heljamge, New Velka, United Adaikes, Irador, Rivello, Bova Ptaltand, Bodusse, Granducato Toscana, Matism, Professor Thomas, Dank Content, Robbinston, Santos-Dominius, Thevinia, Emark, Sibariland, Giovanniland, Kathlenia, Organisation of North American Nations, Starblazer, Ostellan, Hamburg Neo, Samueliebox, Qapaq Suyu, Keenos, Dilber, Befiehl, Brouca, Orson Welles, Aldesport, Vasilism, Free Radio States, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Marina Nova, Sniki, BIteland, Dolandialand, Athrid HullHund, Ostrogothaland, Theicor, Kalla, Amanohara, Diaconstipation, Squornshelan Remnant States, The Vergville, Kurabis, Burakis, Av Libertas Vindex, Newfieisland, Yaspica, Dalimbar, The Grandest Empire, Eleftherios venizelos, Wild Wild 100s, Nagaraningrad, No-no land, Ayudaland, Iglot, Overthinkers, Neronerone, Al-Amanah, Ignuei, Federal States of Baixada Carioca, Nunavuut, Corporational Free State of Liberta, Forcaforta, Leveille, Aluminum Oxynitride, Nowns Soveria, Xicqy, Arzortzka, Recenesia, The Paradise of Jeff Bezos, Bobki, Demetrian, Ves Alca Ruttaveia, and Ultrash.

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