The Loyal Eager Pony of White-socks is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.927 billion White-socksians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong White-socksian economy, worth 465 trillion Oats a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,143 Oats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,201 per year while the poor average 12,776, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, only those who apply can study applied maths, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. White-socks's national animal is the Shadowfax, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

White-socks is ranked 82,533^rd in the world and 28^th in Suza for Largest Populations, with 8.93 billion capita.