The Devastations of White Amazons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Her Divinity Ursa Major with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.82 billion White Amazonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep Web. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient White Amazonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,398 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 499,190 Stars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,153,710 per year while the poor average 11,920, a ratio of 348 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, "Citizen Godfather Part IV: Gone with the Rosebud" is dominating the box office, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, and people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Amazons's national animal is the rabid pink weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is True Submission to the Goddesses.

White Amazons is ranked 4,579^th in the world and 21^st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.63 law-abiding acts per hour.