The District of Wiccalander is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 11.959 billion Wiccalandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The Wiccalanderian economy, worth 545 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,636 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wiccalander has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Wiccalander in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and the only issue that Liard has is that there aren't enough issues (Wiccalander has found 1 easter egg). Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wiccalander's national animal is the bovina.

Wiccalander is ranked 49,950^th in the world and 1^st in Wiccaland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,742.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.