The Commonwealth of Wikipedian is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.583 billion Wikipedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Wikipedian economy, worth 145 trillion Wikipedias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,066 Wikipedias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wikipedian's national animal is the Wikipuppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wikipedian is ranked 119,980^th in the world and 2^nd in Fern for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.71 law-abiding acts per hour.