The Queen's State of Wing Nut is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.06 billion Wing Nutians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The powerhouse Wing Nutian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,481 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,298 per year while the poor average 7,480, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, all tariffs have been abolished, military spending is on the increase, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wing Nut's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wing Nut is ranked 81,372^nd in the world and 7^th in Dili for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.