The Community of Kierekiko is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Chief Piparekiraso with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.282 billion Kierekikoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sikiero. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kierekikoan economy, worth 653 trillion chirps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,388 chirps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kierekiko's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kierekiko is ranked 9,140^th in the world and 167^th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,679.46 pounds of wildlife per square mile.