The United States of United states of Fyn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Demon with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.01 billion United states of Fynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inerwood. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United states of Fynian economy, worth 610 trillion Fyn Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,873 Fyn Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and the last thing United states of Fynian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United states of Fyn's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United states of Fyn is ranked 256,352^nd in the world and 743^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.