The United States of Witburg is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 125 million Witburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The strong Witburgian economy, worth 6.52 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,177 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Witburg's national animal is the old english bulldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Witburg is ranked 311,047^th in the world and 122^nd in Cumberperry for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.