The Colony of Wolfpack33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.033 billion Wolfpack33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Wolfpack33ian economy, worth 486 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,305 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wolfpack33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Wolfpack33 is ranked 71,281^st in the world and 1^st in Wolfpack for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.