The Kingdom of Womble 1008 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.918 billion Womble 1008ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 1008ian economy, worth 413 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 41,641 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,383 per year while the poor average 2,610, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1008's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1008 is ranked 209,761^st in the world and 1,884^th in Chicken overlords for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.