The Kingdom of Womble 1031 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.915 billion Womble 1031ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 1031ian economy, worth 412 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,646 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,416 per year while the poor average 2,610, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1031's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1031 is ranked 23,685^th in the world and 1,420^th in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring 76.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.