The Kingdom of Womble 196 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.637 billion Womble 196ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Womble 196ian economy, worth 402 trillion lire a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,792 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,578 per year while the poor average 2,369, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 196's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 196 is ranked 137,207^th in the world and 11,266^th in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring -46.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.