The Kingdom of Womble 308 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.648 billion Womble 308ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Womble 308ian economy, worth 534 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,205 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,577 per year while the poor average 3,147, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 308's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 308 is ranked 268,989^th in the world and 2,318^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.