The Kingdom of Womble 5605 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.35 billion Womble 5605ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Womble 5605ian economy, worth 381 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,746 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,837 per year while the poor average 2,867, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5605's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5605 is ranked 232,735^th in the world and 6,833^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.