The Kingdom of Womble 6281 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.991 billion Womble 6281ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 6281ian economy, worth 331 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,487 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,387 per year while the poor average 2,600, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6281's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 6281 is ranked 27,366^th in the world and 1,903^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring 73.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.