The Kingdom of Womble 6759 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.963 billion Womble 6759ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 6759ian economy, worth 373 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,959 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,656 per year while the poor average 2,943, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6759's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 6759 is ranked 27,342^nd in the world and 1,919^th in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring 73.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.