The Kingdom of Womble 8476 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.884 billion Womble 8476ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 8476ian economy, worth 322 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,866 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,390 per year while the poor average 2,561, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8476's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 8476 is ranked 137,083^rd in the world and 11,504^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,006.14 Standard Monetary Units.