The United Socialist States of World Communism is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 9.793 billion World Communismians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant World Communismian economy, worth 78.2 trillion Labors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 7,984 Labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Untold millions of Labors are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. World Communism's national animal is the Reactionary.

World Communism is ranked 119,897^th in the world and 1^st in World Communism for Most Beautiful Environments, with 539.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.