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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,378thSafest: 1,967th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
What?
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Wutistan

Population16.976 billion

CapitalOld Wut City

Currencywut
Animalstar spawn of Cthulhu

The Rogue Nation of Wutistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.976 billion Wutistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wut City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wutistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,801 trillion wuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,997 wuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, one can wake up in Wutistan and have breakfast in Bigtopia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wutistan's national animal is the star spawn of Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wutistan is ranked 7,169th in the world and 1st in Wut for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.95 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,378thSafest: 1,967thMost Pacifist: 2,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,136thNicest Citizens: 2,181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,315thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,037thMost Cultured: 4,177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,039thSmartest Citizens: 5,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,383rdLargest Governments: 6,794thLowest Crime Rates: 7,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,420thBest Weather: 8,551stMost Secular: 10,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,468thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,042ndMost Income Equality: 19,188thLargest Populations: 21,722nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, one can wake up in Wutistan and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
  • : Wutistan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Wutistan, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.

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