Population | 7.798 billion |
Capital | Linköping |
Leader | Tage Danielsson |
Faith | Mosebacke Monarki |
Currency | Ostras |
Animal | Hedgehog |
The Armed Republic of Ostrogothaland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tage Danielsson with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.798 billion Ostrogoths are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linköping. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ostrogothalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Ostras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,359 Ostras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, Tage Danielsson is quite hard to get a hold of, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ostrogothaland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mosebacke Monarki.
Ostrogothaland is ranked 278,996th in the world and 6,748th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ostrogothaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Ostrogothaland was endorsed by The Resident Ratboy of Tungstan.
- : Ostrogothaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Most Patriotic, and Most Developed.
- : Ostrogothaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ostrogothaland was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Following new legislation in Ostrogothaland, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Ostrogothaland, Tage Danielsson is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Ostrogothaland was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : Ostrogothaland was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Ostrogothaland endorsed The Jingoistic States of New French Nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Nadarena, Chocolatistan, Arinteriswith, Masters86, Golexald, Panormia, Alcrestia Liakar, Andromeda Islands, Nation of Urie, Orcuo, Perfect Sublime Masters, Ignormus, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, New Anarchisticstan, Moloto Japan, Murak, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Felsea, New French Nation, Llanfyrhall, Mad Jack Is Rejected, and Tungstan.