The Care-dom of Xavrax is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Rex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.653 billion Xavraxians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Compassion City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Xavraxian economy, worth 723 trillion feelings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,962 feelings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, King Rex's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, being dead no longer has any benefits, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xavrax's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xavrax is ranked 62,892^nd in the world and 4^th in Brazen for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,623.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.