The Republic of Xcarca is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Johnson McJohnson of the Johnsons with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.146 billion Xcarcans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xcarca City. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xcarcan economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion Xcarcanian Loterias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 241,863 Xcarcanian Loterias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the giant 80-storey carving of Johnson McJohnson of the Johnsons in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xcarca's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Inova.

Xcarca is ranked 34,174^th in the world and 7^th in Chaos land for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,486.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.