The Dictatorship of Xentavaskovesland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 866 million Xentavaskoveslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictators Rule. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The very strong Xentavaskoveslandian economy, worth 84.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,577 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,843 per year while the poor average 22,978, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xentavaskovesland's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xentavaskovesland is ranked 19,331^st in the world and 1^st in Greater Empires for Most Corrupt Governments, with 102.96 kickbacks per hour.