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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Xynlandia

Population13.198 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.198 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,620 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 425,867 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Caroling is considered a public disturbance, organ donation is compulsory, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 241,327th in the world and 8,245th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thMost Primitive: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thLowest Crime Rates: 107thHighest Poor Incomes: 152ndLargest Black Market: 202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 294thLargest Governments: 323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 400thFattest Citizens: 555thHighest Average Incomes: 620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 637thMost Avoided: 818thMost Conservative: 840thMost Subsidized Industry: 877thHighest Economic Output: 1,660thMost Authoritarian: 2,292ndTop
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Most Armed: 2,718thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,043rdNudest: 4,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,844thMost Efficient Economies: 6,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,012thMost Secular: 11,740thTop
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Most Extreme: 15,344thMost Income Equality: 17,868thLargest Populations: 20,071st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Conservative: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 90th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 102nd in the regionMost Extreme: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the regionLargest Populations: 223rd in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 760th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.

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