The Bannorn of Yaghist is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bann Alia vas Groleo with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.051 billion Yaghistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tleila. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yaghistian economy, worth 513 trillion kamas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,478 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's smallest turtleball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaghist's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Yaghist is ranked 192,719^th in the world and 2^nd in Kansas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.