Population | 1.014 billion |
Currency | wiretap |
Animal | zombie |
The Oppressed Peoples of Yarovaya Law is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 1.014 billion Bolsheviks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Bolshevik economy, worth 7.46 trillion wiretaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 7,352 wiretaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yarovaya Law's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yarovaya Law is ranked 260,742nd in the world and 615th in Nova Libertatia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 405.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, Yarovaya Law has designated Yarovaya Law City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned zombieball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Following new legislation in Yarovaya Law, Bolsheviks are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.