The Woodhouse Sanctum of Yavapai-Apache Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.468 billion Yavapai-Apache Nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The all-consuming Yavapai-Apache Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,631 trillion besoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,445 besoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yavapai-Apache Nation's national animal is the piishii, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yavapai-Apache Nation is ranked 80,956^th in the world and 1^st in The Apache Partisans for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,458.44 Standard Monetary Units.