|Leader||The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow|
|Currency||Yeet Nationss Dollar|
The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.261 billion Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 205 trillion Yeet Nationss Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,886 Yeet Nationss Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Business leaders are mailing The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kytonian Neo-Yeetism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yeet Nationss was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
- : Yeet Nationss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, business leaders are mailing The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, the term "Native Yeetsonian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Yeet Nationss was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
- : Following new legislation in Yeet Nationss, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
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