The Eternal Corporate State of Yeet Nationss is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Kíóyo Lucas Valemont with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.879 billion Yeetsonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetish economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion Valens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 275,144 Valens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,036,193 per year while the poor average 11,133, a ratio of 182 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, not all rivers run to the sea, and bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Yeetism.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 11,133^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Holy Lands of Eden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,691.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.